- When I have my natural hair: I'm bored. I think I should get braid/extensions.
- When I get braids/extensions: *whips hair back and forth 24/7 and checks self out in every reflective surface* I'mma a diva, I'mma, Imma a diva!
- 3 Days later: I'm bored. I miss my own hair :C
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is retarded."